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Last week’s photo showed women dressed in folk costumes at a wedding in Macedonia: “Don’t tell the bride, I slept with the groom last night …” – Dave Lopez; “A word of advice Geriteh, keep your legs crossed.” – Bob Dann; “Sorry girls I told the Best Man I was the one without the fringe.” – Evelyn Simmons; “Listen carefully I will say dis only once! I’ve forgotten my striped knickers.” – Derek Robinson; “It was a sad wedding – even the wedding cake was in tiers (tears).” – Reg Warren; “Trelise Cooper’s Crusaders rugby team’s new supporters’ uniform for the WAGs surprised many traditionalists.” – Peter Davidson; “Don’t you think that the Canterbury colours clash with my eyes?” – Trevor Cundall; “For goodness sake , what’s more important – celebrating with Richie’s scarf or stressing over the mop and milk tokens?” – Jim Clifford; “We’ve got the stripes, now how do we get the stars – Richie, Dan and Brad?” – Els Haakmeester; “Hearing evil, Seeing evil, Speaking evil.” – Tony Rondel.

Booze boosts boobs

Gift retailer Baronbob.com has come up with a bra that not only enhances your bust-line, but could come in handy for any woman wanting a cheap day at the cricket.

The Wine Rack is a black sports bra with a polyurethane bladder concealed inside.

Able to hold up to 750ml, the site says the bra will “turn an A cup in to double Ds”.

The bra enables the wearer to “take a bottle of wine” to any occasion – “movies, concerts, ball games, even PTA meetings”.

What will they think of next?

Naked pies OK

Palmerston North’s “naked pie man” says his pies are safe to eat – despite receiving a D rating for food safety.

Leighton Haar, who often runs the Central Pie and Smoke Shop while bare-chested, said he was “tripped up by paperwork”
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